Top 9 Jobs I'm Qualified For Now That I Have an M.A. in English

Some of you might've seen these before, but I've revamped them using the aforementioned photoshop program.  However, no matter what, I present to you...

The Top 9 Jobs I'm Qualified For Now That I Have an M.A. in English

#9: Kill the Entire Cast of Twilight

#8: Amanda Seyfried's Eye Wrangler

#7: Hunchback of Moulton Tower

 

#6: Test Subject for Nutritional Supplement Co.

#5: Cougar Wrangler

#4: Start Roadside Fruit Stand

#3: Create New Male Lounge-wear Company

#2:  Trojan Condom Tester

#1: Porn Set Nipple Tweaker

Thank you very much for checking out my blog.  I'll try to put some more stuff up later.  In the mean time, check out Gutters, a satirical view of the comic book industry, as well as The Oatmeal, which is a really cool site that has a ton of different topics it tackles.

Til next time.