Therefore, in conjunction with my lack of artistic talent and the copy of PhotoShop I "borrowed," I present to you:
LIFE AND TIMES IN SAN ANTONIO
Ep. 1: THE ARRIVAL
Before leaving, I had to cancel my month-to-month membership at the MMA gym I was attending.
Then, during our 10-hour trip, we encountered the remnants of a tropical storm in Houston.
Fortunately, we made safe and sound to San Antonio, where my car broke down 2 miles from the apartment. Even with my emergency flashers on, some old son of a bitch didn't get the memo.
(Phoenix Force Rage comes standard with any 2011 Nissan Altima)
After getting a tow, I got to find out what was wrong with my car, and - more importantly - how much it was going to cost to fix it
However, even after several near-death experiences and being relieved of all the money in my checking account, I was happy to be in my new home. Now, all I had to do was find a job. It couldn't be that hard, right?
To be continued...
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